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USELESSBULL.
Doing absolutely nothing · Est. 2026
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🐂 Doing absolutely nothing · Est. 2026

USELESS
BULL.

This bull was born useless. Completely, gloriously useless.
Nobody believed in him. Not even the bull himself.

So he stood there. Bullish. And in this market,
conviction is god.

Start Running → See The Race
—Active Runners (pre-launch)
—Market Cap (pre-launch)
—Miles Issued (pre-launch)
USELESSBULL
⚡
Miles System
Every dollar you buy adds Miles. Hold longer, earn more. Sell and lose them.
🏆
Milestone Rewards
Five milestones. Five unlocks. Every eligible runner shares the reward pro-rata.
🎬
Animated Series
Two new episodes every month. The Bull's life, told one useless day at a time.
The Run
HE
NEVER
SELLS.

Born useless. Nobody believed in him.
Not even the bull himself.

So he stayed bullish. And in this market,
conviction is god.

Section 02
MILES.

Your footprint on the run.
Miles don't care how rich or loud you are.
They only ask: did you stay?

How You Earn Miles
Buy $1 worth+1 Mile
Hold for a month+10% total Miles
Join via referral+10% on your first buy
Refer a runner+10% of their Miles, monthly
Hold on AbstractShare of 10% monthly
How You Lose Miles
Sell $1 worth−2 Miles
Sell between milestonesEXCLUDED from reward

Most memecoins reward the loudest or fastest.
Miles reward the ones still moving.

Two Runners. Same Start. Different Story.
Buy 10K · Never sell
Month 110,000
Month 313,310
Month 617,716
Month 1231,384
Buy 10K · Sell M3
Month 110,000
Month 3−10,000
StatusEXCLUDED
⚠ Excluded from next milestone reward.

We don't sell. We stay USELESSBULL.

Section 03
THE RUN,
IN MOTION
Two episodes / month.
90 seconds each.
Drops 1st and 15th.
Latest Drop · Episode 00
CARL AVENUE
Before the run, there was only water. Then someone dropped a contract address in the pool chat. Nobody expected what happened next.
Duration: 1:30 · Released Tuesday, June 16, 2026
🐂
Episode 00
CARL AVENUE
June 16, 2026
Episode 01
SOON
To be confirmed
Episode 02
SOON
To be confirmed
Episode 03
SOON
To be confirmed
Episode 04
SOON
To be confirmed
Episode 05
SOON
To be confirmed
Section 04
THE
RACE
Five checkpoints. Five unlocks.
The bull doesn't know how far he'll go.
Neither do we.

But the pack decides the pace.
BULL POSITION10.1% to $250K
$250K
$1M
$5M
$25M
$100M
$250K
Reward
5M tokens
Live
$1M
Reward
15M tokens
Locked
$5M
Reward
50M tokens
Locked
$25M
Reward
30M tokens
Locked
$100M
Reward
50M tokens
Locked
Current MC
$25.2K
Distance to $250K
$224.8K
Eligible Runners
4
Avg Payout · $250K
1.25M tokens
Reward · $250K
5M tokens
Claim Window
30 days
Section 05
YOUR
RUN
🐂

Find Your Place in the Pack

Paste your wallet to see your Miles, your rank, and your cut of the next milestone.

Your wallet
How Miles Work
🏃
Buy & Run
Every $1 bought is +1 Mile. Read straight from the chain.
+1 / $1
📈
Hold & Compound
Hold through the month and your Miles grow 10%. Automatic.
+10% / mo
⚠️
Don't Break Stride
Selling costs −2 Miles per $1 and drops you from the milestone.
−2 / $1
Section 06
THE
PACK
Every wallet running. Every Mile counted.
No names. No bios.
Updated every 60 seconds.
RankWalletMiles Run
#16yWZ...5PKe Top Runner280
#27oyh...XfPg75
#3mPj5...Rc1z0
#4DL2c...tUfD0
The Pack runs together. Every Mile is proof you were here.
Section 07
ON-CHAIN.
PUBLIC.
YOURS TO VERIFY.
The Runners Pool
Wallet2bZP...k9RN → Solscan
Balance150M USELESSBULL
Distributed0 USELESSBULL
Next Milestone$1M MC
Token Info
Contract9gtc...pump → Solscan
Total Supply1,000,000,000 USELESSBULL
Launched Onpump.fun
ChainSolana
Decimals6
Milestone History
🐂 No milestones reached yet. The race just started.
NUMBERS
DON'T LIE.
CHARTS
DON'T LIE.
Every transaction is on-chain. Every distribution is public. Every calculation is downloadable.

We don't ask for trust. We ask for verification.

Run with eyes open.
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Total Miles
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Rank
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