Seated
Other bulls run the market. This one sat down at block one.
The lazy counterpart to EVERY BULL THAT EVER RAN
The Useless Bull
$USELESSBULL
He looked at the market — charts only going up, bears extinct, everyone rich on paper — and asked the only honest question of the cycle: "why would I do anything?" Then he sat down.
The narrative
Every bull works. Except this one.
In the loud pastures of the crypto wilds, where every bull RUNS, charges and screams about the next 100x, there is one legendary exception: USELESSBULL. He does not chase candles. He does not post threads. He does not carry the market — the market carries itself. He simply sits, stares, and stays honest: he is not needed, and neither is your trading strategy.
Honest
No utility, no roadmap, no promises. The most truthful coin alive.
Unbothered
The chart pumps, the chart dips — his expression never changes.
The roadmap
The plan is: there is no plan.
Q1 — Nothing
He sits. The market pumps. Nobody knows why.
Q2 — Still Nothing
Rumors of movement. All false. He has not moved.
Q4 — He Might Blink
Analysts call it the most anticipated event of the cycle.
The lazy side of the run
$USELESSBULL
The useless bull is here for everyone tired of bulls that promise everything. He promises nothing — and delivers it perfectly, every single day.
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